I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.
the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid
i see no difference
I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.
he looks like a young Martin freeman
THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS
ITS GETTING WEIRD
I decided to join him
we’re starting a band
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that